The Smug Little Cupcake Factory » Because a smug cupcake is better than a not so smug one…

The Cupcake

Choosing the right cupcake:
There are three important factors to consider when choosing a cupcake plan of attack:

 Neatness

 Icing-to-cupcake distribution

 Practicality

 Aesthetics

Eating your cupcake:
Here at TSLCF there are right ways of doing things and there are wrong ways of doing things. I am here to explain to you the right way of doing something important; namely eating a The Smug Little Cupcake Factory cupcake.. Do you eat the buttercream first and then the bare cuppycake bottom? Do you eat the bottom first, sparing the buttercream covered top to savour for last?? Do you just bite it? Put the whole thing in your mouth? You might be surprised to find out that if you eat your SLC in any of those ways, you’re doing it wrong.

First lets see what eating methods are available…..

 The Cupcake Sandwich.

♥ Slicing and Dicing.

 The Buttercream First Approach.

 The Head Tilt.

4Now lets look at THE PROPER approach:
 We simply like to throw convention out the window and suggest eat our cupcakes much like Bruce Bogtrotter eats Ms Trunchbulls cake in Matilda (which is to say: like a piggy).

What is the worst thing that could happen? You’ll look adorable, your friends will photograph you, and the resulting picture will be posted on Flickr, Picasa, Facebook, Twitter, and wherever else the public at large may see it. Not so bad. Besides, someone fetching might sidle up to you and start licking the buttercream off your face. It could be worse, right?

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